AARP
sponsors a tax prep program to benefit seniors and low income. The local chapter runs a
week-long training course to certify preparers. Since Mike worked in tax prep before fully retiring last year, this activity seemed a good fit with his
interests. After all, how tough could it be, right? – I say, right?
Tough!
Mike studied the tax manual diligently and last
week participated in the training session. I’m not sure what the real purpose
of this senior activity is – to challenge oldsters through tax training or to
actually provide the tax prep.
As
the week went on, I could see that the training was stressful for Mike, but he persevered.
Last weekend he took the tests, passed them, and is now a certified tax
preparer. With that behind him, he looks forward to the actual work – if there
is any.
Anyway
– since Mike was busy last week I was left with the care and feeding of the
dogs. Mike took them for their usual constitutional right after breakfast, and
then he left for the day.
Usually
Nellie and Bess nap all morning and then have a walk or hike in the afternoon,
but when Mike isn’t here they’re nervous. They know he's gone and they aren't sure when he'll return. They begin to pester me early. Perhaps they know if they don't pester, they won't get much attention.
The routine doesn't vary much. Bess
gets up, stretches, and casually moves into my space as Nellie surreptitiously
watches her.
Up
beside me on her forepaws, Bess leans between me and my laptop and says, “Me
and Nell want to go for a walk.” (She does not practice good grammar.)
Coming
even closer with her snout, she tests my breath like a connoisseur, nostrils
working as her eyes focus away from my face. Then, she turns back to me with
her assessment. “You ate something, didn’t you?” she accuses. “Don’t lie to
me.”
Indignantly,
I push her down. Meanwhile, Nellie, noticing that Bess’ effort has not brought
results, rises to provide back-up.
“Lie
down!” I command them both. “You’ve already had a walk.”
“EEEE-ow-errrr,”
Bess complains, and Nellie turns to face the door. They have no intention of
lying down.
They
mill around. Bess gets in my face again. “Me and Nell really, REALLY want to go
for a walk.”
And
so it goes until finally I give in, put on my shoes, and take them for a walk. KW