Tough!
Mike studied the tax manual diligently and last
week participated in the training session. I’m not sure what the real purpose
of this senior activity is – to challenge oldsters through tax training or to
actually provide the tax prep.
Anyway
– since Mike was busy last week I was left with the care and feeding of the
dogs. Mike took them for their usual constitutional right after breakfast, and
then he left for the day.
The routine doesn't vary much. Bess
gets up, stretches, and casually moves into my space as Nellie surreptitiously
watches her.
Up
beside me on her forepaws, Bess leans between me and my laptop and says, “Me
and Nell want to go for a walk.” (She does not practice good grammar.)
Coming
even closer with her snout, she tests my breath like a connoisseur, nostrils
working as her eyes focus away from my face. Then, she turns back to me with
her assessment. “You ate something, didn’t you?” she accuses. “Don’t lie to
me.”
Indignantly,
I push her down. Meanwhile, Nellie, noticing that Bess’ effort has not brought
results, rises to provide back-up.
“Lie
down!” I command them both. “You’ve already had a walk.”
“EEEE-ow-errrr,”
Bess complains, and Nellie turns to face the door. They have no intention of
lying down.
They
mill around. Bess gets in my face again. “Me and Nell really, REALLY want to go
for a walk.”
And
so it goes until finally I give in, put on my shoes, and take them for a walk. KW